Tag of love? Hehehe ......

Was tagged by KD! Hehehe!

So now this is how it work.

This linky love trail rules: When you got tagged…you have to add your name to people who had done the tag and and let the list grow!

Those Who Dunnit

Limadang.com
RamblingMoo.com
blogginginmypyjamas
StylewithPassion
Chinneeq
Dora-zooropazoo
Babyshern
Bani gundu
Frankensteina
Diyanazman
Farah (KD)
Dade Ghost

And now I am tagging all in my friends list that has not been tagged!

P/S: KD I am just doing this for you!

Vanity Plates.

Yesterday first week of fasting, so I decided to go back to my village for breaking of fast. It is kind of sad and I felt so lonely everytime going back to my village. My parents no longer there....

But I would still go back whenever I could, especially the first week of Ramadhan. I can hear the walls echoing their talks and laughter while they were still around.... even if it is actually very quite. Maybe I blog about it some other time.

Back to the topic of the day. I was driving back when I saw this car. Its number plate TAH 1549. After a few seconds I was smiling to myself, I wonder who owns the number TAH 1?

Last week I saw on a BMW, MAK 1 somewhere in Taman Tun. Must be one brash tough guy. He must be proud of his achievement!

So long ago, parked in front of Medan MARA there was a Jaguar with a plate number MAT 1, if I am not mistaken.

And there was this Volvo with this number BCK 1100. Nothing fancy about the number. But the owner purposely put a very visible screw head in between the 11. So it looks like B C KHOO.

I have never seen it, but someone told me the story about the number plate BAB 1. The owner is actually smart and witty. He/she put it such that the BAB is on top and the 1 below. So it reads BAB Satu.

There you go folks, it is up to individuals who wants to be creative. Lets share your stories on these vanity number plates.....

Me... I was gunning for CBR 900. I guess some other lucky dude got the number on his CBR. Yeah I am biting my nails!!!!

Tagged again. Doing it for you Guile.

5 Things In My Bag

1. My traveling kit (shaver, toothbrush, etc)
2. Kain Pelikat.
3. Sejadah lipat.
4. Plastic bag for dirty clothes.
5. Multipurpose 10 inches axe.
5.5. Use to be condoms... nowadays no more....

5 Things That Are In My Wallet

1. Money (RM50 notes)
2. IC
3. Driving licence
4. Insurance Card
5. Credit Cards

5 Things That Are In My 2nd Wallet (I always carry two wallets for backups)

1. Money (small change)
2. Bank Cards.
3. Name cards.
4. Calendar.
5. Use to carry condoms... now no more.... (see how I emphasize this)

5 Favorite Things In My Bedroom

1. Women.
2. TV and sound system.
3. Huge bed.
4. Aroma candles and oils.
5. Use to have condoms.... now no more...(it is getting pathetic!)


5 Things I Wish To Do

1. Make love anywhere I like.
2. Find and make more friends.
3. Live in Kundasang.
4. Starts a new business.(Again).
5. Never want to see a condom ever again!

5 Things That I Am Doing Now

1. Listening to my all time favorite MP3 malay songs.
2. Wishing I am somewhere else. Like Bali.
3. Trying to push away the hunger pang.
4. Reminding myself to go for Dzohor.
5. Thinking on how to avoid the condoms....

5 People I Would Like To Tag

1. Men
2. Women
3. Boy
4. Girl
5. Others. (Condoms etc...)

Dear Guile, I have answered the best I could. At least those were what that was in my tiny brain......

What? Fell and the ladder hit you somemore?

That's what they say. Will update next week when I recover. Had an accident two days ago, got out today.

Hehehe dont worry I am still standing! Only some stitches and bruises. (Who would thought that the seat belts can be very nasty in an accident?).

This weekend got to take flower bath! Chase away all the suwey!

Have a great weekend people.

Update after 070707

Life seems to be so hectic after 070707. I remembered trying to go to Uptown D'Kota on that evening.... (11 30 pm) and the place was so crowded that I decided to come again some other weekend! I was wondering why so many people... especially the "mat rempits" .... then it occured to me... is it because of 070707?? Must be a lucky day... but not for me....

Starting last Monday, life had been full of meetings for me. Until today, I am already in Putrajaya twice.... and by tomorrow, I should be in Putrajaya three times.... And all because the TPM complaint about the service of 3G is poor in Putrajaya. The irony was that it was the JPM itself was giving a hard time for the Telcos (Celcos) to put up their infrastructure there....

Yeah KD I am looking around if I can spot u in the parking lot, or at level CA of block 2 PJH..... hehehe... who knows I might get lucky and catch u and your friends.... I have seen Di, maybe I might be able to see Frank??? Hehehe.....

Lots of good news for the company I am working for.... as for me personally, still looking. However, I have thought about it.... I have to make things happen. So I did some maneuvering and if I am lucky.... I might get a new job.... ermmm but then I will not be able to go to Putrajaya often anymore..... hehehe....

Yes, job still sucks.... "I am still looking".....

Tagged by Jie. Meme For Charity.

"By doing this meme you are contributing rm127 to the Darul Izzah Orphanage".

The meme is about completing at least seventeen out of the following twenty seven sentences........ *These can be copied and pasted to your entry*

1. A person is only as good as ...his words are.
2. Friendship is always ...treasured.
3. To love is to...be willing to sacrifice.
4. Money makes me...greedy and evil! Wish I can have more money! So that I be super greedy and evil! Hahahaha....
5. I miss ...those days when I was a kid... so little issues of life!
6. My way of saying I care is by ...my action.
7. I try to spread love and happiness by...making time to meet and make as many friends as possible
8. Pick the flowers when...one have the time to smell it....
9. To love someone is to...respect their individuality.
10. Beauty is...in the eye of the beholder.
11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was...when I learn about sex.
12. When I was twenty one, I remember...of having sex most of the time.
13. I am most happy when ...I have enough sex.
14. Nothing makes me happier than ...a very simple life.
15. If I can change one thing, I will change...all human hearts only knows to love.
16. If smiles were..to bring happiness to the world .then I..will smile all the time.
17. Wouldn't it be nice if we could...be happy all the time.
18. If you want to ...be love...then you have to ...love more.
19. Money is not everything but...it makes the world turns around.
20. The most touching moments I have experienced is...when I saw a kid crying asking his dead mum to come back to life.
21. I smile when...you smile.
22. When I am happy, I...smile.
23. If only I don't have to ...lie, then...my life will be much better.
24. The best thing I did yesterday was...sms a simple thank you to my friends that met for our little gathering last Saturday.
25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title,".How to make a woman happy."
26. One thing I must do before I die is...to live.
27. Doing this meme, I feel like ...I am actually a very sad person.

For more understanding about this tag and meme please go to idham

What have I been doing these past few weeks.....

Other than I am busy with work.... (What is new?)

And I am not happy with work.

I took a long break....hehehe.. that was fun.

So, I, in the beginning was learning to do the slide show..... it went well. I did a few slides... and was about to retrieve my old pics... hehehe... luckily I did not. Or you will be seeing lots of old travel pics! Maybe next time, I will bore you all with the old pics.

Then I stumble on the "video clips" that Blogger was testing. Hehehe... I did a few clips. I find it very interesting. I am thinking of incorporating video clips on my sex 101 topics.... (kidding ok!) but then again... maybe....

Interestingly I was cleaning up my humble abode. I realized that I have been keeping lots of old letters (from banks, EPF, Income Tax etc). So I threw away most of it. And I found at least 4 full computer sets with printers.... but all were junks. I will be selling it to the "keling botol"..... or the "old newspaper" man.

I have been repairing broken water pipes and faucets. All these I have been neglecting, cause I am supposedly busy!

Lastly, I still feel like shit. I am looking for a new job! Or.... I propose to the management a major revamp in the company. Something like changing the owners! Which are the management.... hehehe.... looks like I go find a new job.....

P/S: I bought a wireless mouse yesterday. I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out while reading the instruction in English on how to insert the batteries..... Made in China products are cool, but the manual is another story..... Ermm I think I can do a great job in China... writing manuals for them!

You sure or not?

Was so tired yesterday. Slept early. But somehow it was a restless night.

Maybe I was not happy yesterday, cause I envy most of you that was on holiday!

Woke up as usual. Somehow, I felt today is a Monday!

You sure or not? I am so bloody sure today is Monday@@!!!! Nothing seems right. From the time I woke up, took my shower, everything points to that today is MONDAY! Black Monday.....

Went to my first meeting at 8 am. I prayed that I will not be grumpy and spoiled the meeting. Turns out ok. Better than expected. But still I feel today is Monday.

Second meeting at 10 am was with the consultants. Reached there on time. Two of my staff did not turn up! Stucked in another meeting. Because today is Monday, I am controlling my foul mood. Surprisingly, I even made jokes in the meeting with the consultants......

Somehow I still feel today is Monday...... You sure or not? Yes I am sure.......

End Of My World.....

My life is passing by like a bullet train..... Whoooooosh...

First when it rains it really pours.... Now I realised that my abode has so many holes in the roofs that it gets really flooded inside!

See ... I am trying to picture the shit I am in lately.

So what shall I do? Yes, I think I will get laid.... soon really soon.... Yeah when I get stuck.... all I can think of is to get laid.....

Dang! Or is it bloody Monday syndrome??? Whatever it is..... I can already smell the kittys. Pardon me ladies.... get out off my way today.....

Cause I am farked up, and I need one....... Ermmm.....

KH

So, what would you like to change or reverse in your lifetime if you
could make changes ?

1) To go to Haj with my late father when I was requested to do so by him. It happened he passed away then.

2) To marry my girlfriend.

3) To finish my double degree.

4) To be able to live a simple life in my village. Or some other remote village.

5) To be able to skip those dark and crazy years of drugs and booze.

6) To be able to be on time when sending my mother to the airport when she went to Mekah. Yes, she passed away the next day.... and I was late, and could only see her walked into the immigration area. My mother passed away much later then my father. She went to the holy land every year, since my father passed away there.

7) To be close to my Maker and understand my religion since I am young.

8) To die young??? Then I would not have all these guilts.........

There you go KH.

Have a great life.

My visit to the little hospital.

Yesterday evening I had the opportunity to visit the children's wing of KL hospital. Let me gloat a lot! I (notice the word I!) was escorting the Minister of Federal Territories to donate a dialysis machine to the hospital.

Actually, my boss donated some goodies to be given to the sick kids thru Yayasan Wilayah Persekutuan, of which the minister is the chairperson. So I have to escort my boss........

Well, what I want to highlight to all of us, especially myself, from time to time, we have to visit the hospital. Even if we do not have anobody to visit. It is like going to the cemetery, just to remind our days are numbered......

Looking at those babies and kids, with all sorts of sickness, it just makes you feel how valuable your health is. For all the miseries that I have to go thru doing my work everyday, I think those kids suffers more. Looking at their fragile body, with all those gadget, tubes and needle pricking into their tiny limbs...... Oh Allah, compared to mine, their sufferings are greater.

I pray that all the sufferings should be lessen or end as soon as possible....... Yet you can see and sense what the parents' are going thru. How does one, go thru the dying process of their own kids.....???

I pray and hope that each one of us, will try to make a difference, to minimise the sufferings of our less fortunate brothers and sisters...... Do what we can. It may be a simple gesture of smiling and listening to their suffering, or even up to sponsoring life savings equipment costing thousands of Ringgit.

May Allah bless us all. InsyAllah.

Tagged by Nour : 6 Weird things about me.

This one is tough, let me ponder.......

1) Ever since I was young, I do not feel sad and do not know how to cry, when someone passed away. I remembered someone close to me passed away when I was 10 years old. He was my cousin age 7. Everyone was crying and bawling, especially his parents. Me, I just stood there, do not know what to do. When it is time to see him for the last time, I just watched.

After that, it was all the same when I attended a funeral. Somehow, I do not feel sad for the demise. I do feel sad for those that was left behind. Even when my own parents passed away, I do not feel sad, just numb......

2) I love the color blue. Most of my clothings is blue... yeah my underwear too! Blue glasses. Blue sports shoes. Blue car. Blue roof. Blue jeans. Yeah I just love blue.......

3) I thirst to kill. I start to kill lizards when I was 5 or 6 years old. So many ways to kill a lizard. You will be surprised. Have you ever catch a scorpion and put it in a tin? Then catch as many lizards as you can. Now throw all of them into the tin with the scorpion in it too. Its like the Roman throwing their "enemies" into a den full of lions!

Then I graduated to killing monitor lizards when I was 16. My late dad, let me use his shot gun. Give me any guns, and I can use it instantly. I wanted to become a policeman or soldier, but my late dad do not allow me. I nearly kill another human being three times, but Allah is great. For only Allah knows what we do not know. I am much older now, I hope my enjoyment of taking another life will subdue, InsyAllah.

4) I like to mix what I drink or eat. For example, drinks, I will mix coffee, tea and milo together. For breakfast maybe I will mix fried rice, mee and kuey teow.

5) I enjoy making figurines with plastercine. Like most kids, I spend hours playing with them. One of my favorite is making men and women figurines, with all the curves and "accessories", and role play them in making love. How old was I then??? Sometimes if you see small (1 to 2 inches tall) human plastercine figurines at ledges or corners of buildings, that is mine ok?

6) This one is gross. Skip reading it if you have weak stomach. Hehehe.....

When making love, I like to lick assholes and armpits. No need to elaborate....


Well that's it. I am not going to tag anyone else. Sssssshhhh.... keep to yourself ok about my weirdness. I am sure most of us are weird too, just too embarass to tell or acknowledge. I pray I do not loose any "friends" writing/confessing about my weirdness.......

The Long Weekend.

Even though the weekend was uneventful, still I am beginning not to be happy going back to work. It has been a burden to drive to work. I wonder why?

What did I do on Saturday? Oh yes, I was helping my cousin for his wedding since Friday. I am The Video Person. Yes, since for so many years now, I take videos for my cousins' wedding. Not because I am good, but because I do it for free.......

So spent my time from Friday night taking video till the next day, Saturday. It was done in a community hall. By the time it was over at 5 pm, I was damn too tired. They invited me to join them later at their home for the opening of gifts. They want me to take more video..... enough la, a total of 6 hours of video I already taken. Need to transfer it some more to DVD.

So Sunday transfer the video shoot to DVD. Then went to my friend's wedding. He is my age, married for the first time. I am over the hill ok... so this friend of mine is damn lucky to marry a younger... much younger chick! I wish I can tell them of my blog, maybe they can practice it from my post on women orgasm....

Monday when to balik kampung. When to see my step father. Then he told me my auntie wants to see me. So went to see her. Spoke for a short while with regards my sister's wedding in April. Apparently nobody is taking the lead. Looks like it is the job for Suparman! Yes Suparman.....

Also when to see another auntie. She will be going for her operation end of this week. Colon problem or something. She just did her heart arteries job last month. Poor lady, traumatize at this age!

Then went to send the transfered video to my cousin. He was not in.. so just slide it under the door. Then went to see my friend's goat farm. He has now about 40 goats in the shed. Some local, and some Boer.

Have to leave my friend by 4 pm. Boss already set up for a meeting with one Politician. Had the meeting till magrib. To summarise the meeting, a politician is a politician. A politician doing business, is one bad MF! So I have the feeling my boss going to get fark. But he is smart, I am in line of fire as I am on the front line! I feel like shit.....

Tuesday I was hoping to have a rest. Ermmm.... mimpi je la. Have to clean the house compound. Very tiring. Very messy. After all the hard work, looks better only a little bit. Managed to take a nap. Then stayed up until 4 am this morning to finish some paper work.

Not so great long weekend.... But I hate going to work... maybe its time..... to move on.....